C is for COKE-ies

Dear Mr. Christie,

I wanted to write you to let you know I know your secret. I know you’ve been cutting a deal with the PoPo in order to get your hands on some of that addictive white powder you to mix in with your oh soooo delicious Girl Guide COKE-ies…… Personally I think you’ve been extremely irresponsible with your loyal consumers. I am not saying you should quit selling this product (knowing me I would end up in some rehab facility with no-name cookies that don’t even twist properly). I’m just saying maybe you should take a trip out west, get some of B.C.’s finest herbs and make some Special Brownies. Not only would it tie in brilliantly with your Girl Guide campaign, but it would also give your consumers the choice to start with a gateway dessert rather thank starting them off with the hard stuff. At least then, if they found the addiction to come on too strong, they would have safer and easier product to come down from rather than being blindly trapped by your irresistibly delicious Girl Guide Coke-ies.

Sincerely,

Coke-ie Caroline