SMRT

Sooo apparently I'm not accepted into Brain Academy.... What the F ?!?!??! This nintendo game measures how smart you are... apparently the heavier the brain, the smarter you are.... everyone at the studio got between a 1,000g to a 1,300 gram brain which means they're pretty smart.... I on the other hand scored a 374g brain.... yup that's not a typo 374.......... yeeeeeeahhhhh..... I got a D- and Barlett tells me there's no F grade.

I can't figure out why the game called me stupid..... Barlett probably reprogrammed it to get those results... I always suspected he was jealous of my geniusness... Bastard!! haha..... it couldn't have been a result of Mom dropping me on my head in preschool when she was carrying me on her shoulders....... I'm sure me and Alexander Keiths will figure this out.